Smiley animal

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The Smiley Animal an animal native to Southern Africa, a very unique animal. This animal looks very much like a drawn smiley face, except that it roams South Africa and is very much alive. The Smiley Animal preys mostly on Cartoon Cows and Fake Fig Newton’s. An odd animal of sorts it is a nomad which will attack most upright walking Humans so if you are to come across the Smiley Animal it is vicious and will pounce on you and rest for many hours at a time. This resting on Humans can cause severe back aches and occasional bleeding if claws are not gently erased to more comfortable lengths. This can be avoided by catching the Smiley Animal in sight before it sees you and crawl away. In South Africa scientists are developing a spray of polyurethane (eraser like material) which can stun the Smiley Animal.