Nessie

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The Loch Ness Monster, bytimes cried "Nessie" or "Ness" (Scottish Gaelic: Niseag) is a craitur or boorach o craiturs said tae stey in Loch Ness, a howe callerwatter loch naur the ceity o Inverness in northern Scotland. Nessie is generally teepised as a lake cleisher.

Alang wi Bigfoot an Yeti/Abominable Snowman, Nessie is ane o the maist-kent meesteries in cryptozoologie thou maist mainstream scientists an ither profites find praisent evident stuitin Nessie unpersuasive an regard sic dins as rises or misidentification o mundane craiturs.

Some fowk say that Nessie is an aquatic deenosawr frae the auld time. Oothers say it's a submarine, or a stray log, or ither benign awbject.