User:Scott Gall/Vandalism to the main page

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This is some vandalism to the main page (most of it from December 2004) which led to the page being protected. Some dickhead went and unprotected it in April 2005.

This is sexually offensive, so if you are offended by this sort of stuff, click here to go back.

From December 11 OH FUCK ME! FUCK MY HOT SEXY BODY! I WANT YOUR PUSSY SO I CAN CUM! I WANT YOUR DICK! I WANT PICTURES OF AMATEUR PORNO TO WANK OVER! I WANT TO KILL WIKIPEDIA! FUCK JIMBO WALES! HE LIKES IT UP THE ARSE! I WANT YOUR COCK IN MY FORESKIN, BITCH!

From December 13 GET YOUR HOT WIKIPEDIA ARSEHOLE ON ME! I WANT TO CUM! LICK ME! I WANT TO HAVE AN ORGASM! I WANT YOUR HOT CUM RUNNING DOWN MY CHIN! FUCK MY TITTIES! MOTHERFUCKEN FUCK THEM! HARDER! GIVE IT TO ME IN THE FORESKIN! I WANT IT IN MY FORESKIN! I WANT IT TO BE ROUGH! I WANT TO CUM! GIVE ME MY FUCKEN FORESKIN SEX! MY PENIS FEELS LIKE YOUR SISTER'S BREASTS! I WANT A FUCKEN DOUCHE! MY FORESKIN TASTES NICE! I WANT MY FUCKEN FUCKER IN YOUR MOUTH! I WANT IT DISLODGED IN YOUR FUCKEN MOUTH! OH MY FORESKIN FEELS HOT AND SEXY! I WANT IT ON MY BONER! AND IN MY FUCKEN G-SPOT! I WANT HOT SEX NOW! GIVE IT THE FUCK TO ME! MY BONER FEELS COOL!

I used to vandalize the big English Wikipedia under anonymous IPs, so I check for good examples of vandalism while discouraging vandalism of all types. I laughed at it, but it's not the type of stuff we want on Wikipedia.