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Brenden Harvey is a seventeen year old male who lives in Nova Scotia. He is famous world wide for his amazing acting talents and formidible hardcore dancing skills.
Brenden began his life, like any man, kicking and screaming. He was born bald but has since grown a beautiful head of hair and is often refered to as a "ginger kid". He was born in 1988 on a cold night in early December, when a full moon caused him to turn into a werewolf as soon as he saw his first glimpse of moonlight. He then proceded to maim or dismember the entire medical staff at the hospital, and this was only in his first moments of being born.
Brenden grew, like most children. But where most children suck, Brenden was awesome. He could scale tall buildings with his bare claws and still make it home in time to watch his favorite show, Transformers. Oh how he loved transformers. He actually learned how to turn into a jeep during his first semester of grade 6. An astounding accomplishment at any age.
Brenden continued to grow and prosper well into his early teens, when he single handeledly twarted a zombie attack of his local superstore. Using only common household items he managed to decapitate and dispose of 1400 zombies over a 6 day period. It was also around this time that he met his mentor, the one, the only, Chuck Norris. He and Brenden met by chance on an air plane. They both were hanging on to the outside of the plane during flight, (because they are so manly) and they managed to strike up a conversation about zombies and ninjas and pirates. Chuch enjoyed Brendens company so much that he invited him to join him on a special, all roundhouse kicks, all the time episode of "Walker Texas Ranger". Of course Brenden Agreed and they cracked more skulls that day than have ever been cracked before.
As Brenden neared his late teens, he was inducted into a gang orginization known as the TPG. (Tight Pants Gang) The TPG is a ruthless orginization, based around the Hardcore Youth movement and following the teachings of our lord and saviour,Herny Rollans. They were involved in many incidents at hardcore shows where during a "break down" they actually were sucessful in destorying the venue completely, only to then rebuild it after the show because being so hardcore, a little hard work and they can turn it around. See: Risky Buisness.
Then came the great circle pit Katrina. This was an incident involving Brenden and the TPG where they caused a circle pit so massive, and so fast that it broke away from the venue and casued over 14 million dollars in damages in the surrounding area. The TPG repaired all the damage by themselves using only hammers and muddy sugar water.
What is next for Brenden? Who knows. A man like this could do anything he set his mind to. Needless to say, you'd better move it when he steppin thrue.